[ UPDATED ] 070926 . 0430
The Bar Council is marching later this morning to demand a Royal Commission of Inquiry into the Case of the Dangling Lingam, which has irreversibly damaged the judiciary even while the tainted Chief Justice Ahmad Fairuz bawls for help from de facto Law Minister Nazri ‘the Nazi’ Aziz, thus setting the dishonourable precedent of the Chief of the judiciary subjugating itself to the executive.
[ Ghostline ] sincerely regrets that he cannot be there (his physical avatar is currently manifested in SG) to lend his (meagre) strength to help the Bar Council and fellow citizens lift the Great Lingam from where it has fallen on and crushed the Palace of Justice, but will be there in spirit, walking with the Bar Council and fellow citizens.
Details of the Bar Council march at Zorro’s blog.

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[ UPDATED ] 070922 . 0115
It seems that the Case of the Dangling Lingam has finally stirred up enough trouble (it’s HUGE, it’s obscene, it swings around dangerously and – inconveniently – it keeps pointing at people like Chief Justice Ahmad Fairuz…) that even the habitually comatose Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has noticed the indiscretion — no small feat.
The Great Slumberous One has finally broken his elegant silence over the huge judicial scandal to bestow upon the rakyat one of his stock non-answers by flippantly rejecting calls for a Royal Commission of Inquiry and to assure the people instead that the government is investigating.
The person(s) charged with conducting the investigations will likely be the Dubious Duo of IGP Musa Hassan and AG Abdul Gani Patail. It is entirely possible that they will be joined by the Dastardly Duet of Johari Baharom and Nazri Aziz, who may be temporarily seconded from their ongoing crusade against the opposition and civil society advocates of transparency, accountability and free speech in order to lend their brute force assistance to stop the enormous swinging lingam from doing any more damage to the ‘establishment’.
Which, if you do the math, would give us lucky Malaysians a Questionable Quartet in charge of investigating the Mystery of the Dangling Lingam. Hurrah, we’re saved!
Pardon me, dear readers, for stretching the lingam analogy as far as I can. Sometimes you just need to pull (or squeeze) something sensitive to get the attention of a particularly insensitive beast.
(With apologies to all the innocent men named Lingam out there)
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Ok, that was a bit of a naughty pun on my part. Still outstation but couldn’t resist posting this cheeky post title after seeing the explosive VK Lingam tape, which seems to be the ‘hottest’ topic in the Malaysian Internet community right now, and for good reason.
See, ‘Lingam‘ or ‘linga‘ is actually Sanskrit for ‘phallus’ or ‘penis’, and is usually used in a sacred metaphysical sense – usually in association with or as a symbol of the Hindu god Lord Siva — and by extension — as a symbol of masculinity and virility.
Of course, the ‘Lingam’ exposed in this case is anything but sacred. Check out the not-so-sacred Lingam below, if you haven’t seen it already.
The major civil society bloggers have this issue ‘well-covered’, particularly: Jeff Ooi and Elizabeth Wong.
Check it out, and watch once again as our jelly-spined mainstream media refuses to touch this dirty ‘lingam‘ with a ‘ten-foot pole’ (to quote EW). Fortunately or unfortunately, a dangling lingam tends to attract a lot of attention. As it should. And it’s pointing at the CJ.
Here is the transcript of the entire conversation:
Straight from Malaysiakini:
The CJ (Chief Justice – judiciary No 1 post) said he is relative to now Agong, so he wants to stay on to 68, so… Tengku Adnan, I told Tengku Adnan, yesterday I had a meeting with him.
Correct, correct, correct, ah, and then ah, correct. But never mind, I will do this. I will get Tengku Adnan to arrange for PM to call you and Tan Sri Vincent Tan for PM to call you. And you know why? Actually, I am very grateful with Tan Sri Vincent Tan. You know why? I brainwash you so much even I quarrel with him.
This really is a case of indecent exposure!!
The spin is being concocted already, let us wait and see what, if anything the ACA does. Whitewash is likely being mixed and brushes will be ready to try cover up the corruption, the lies, the deceit, the wickedness and the cronyism . The people need to ensure that there is no way to cover up all the shit, and that heads, figuratively speaking, will roll. The rape and plunder of Malaysia must be stopped.
Seen in the Star online version today.
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“KUALA TERENGGANU: One imam has been sacked and another may face the same outcome if he is found to be directly involved in the Sept 8 riot in Batu Burok here.
State Islam Hadhari Development and Welfare committee chairman Datuk Rosol Wahid said severe action was meted out against the imam from Kampung Kebun Air, Manir, here as his behaviour was unbecoming.
He said the other imam from Kampung Pak Madah, Alor Limbat, Marang, caught on video shouting at Federal Reserve Unit personnel, during the riot, could face similar punishment.
Rosol said he has strong evidence that the imam was involved in the riot.
Rosol said the imam had misbehaved during the riot and, as a religious man, he should not have conducted himself in such a manner.
“We can’t be lenient on such cases as their actions are unacceptable.
“They should be the one leading the way but these imams are manifesting negative traits while professing beliefs and opinions that they do not hold,” he said.”UNQUOTE
Wow, if such methods and criteria are generally used to weed out the bad hats, then the government machinery (judicial, political and administrative) would be virtually unstaffed!
[ GhL ] : If these ’strict’ criteria were applied across the board, the Perak mufti would be one of the first to be booted out.
Ha ha, glad you picked up on that priceless Lingam pun, GhostLine. “V.K.”must stand for “Verrry Kasar” I suppose. Guess we were all bloody fools to let ourselves believe for a couple of years that, given sufficient time, the platitude-spouting Pak Lah would succeed in cleaning up the administrative machinery. We’ve gone “a bridge too far” – BN is beyond redemption and has to be decimated… OR Malaysia will keep spiraling downward into a bottomless abyss of indecency and vileness. The disturbing fact remains, though, that the electoral system has been so thoroughly perverted by the Alliance/BN over 50 years we may find ourselves dealing with the sort of electoral fraud that got George W. Bush elected as president TWICE – and once was already worse than tragic!
[ GhL ] : Welcome back, Antares.
We all got fooled by that genial hypocrite. Even an ultra-cynic like me saw in AAB 4 years ago what I hoped to see, not what actually was. Sure as hell won’t be making THAT mistake again. These days, ‘Pak Blah’ is my nickname of choice for this purveyor of platitudes and despot of delusion. One only hopes the current unbroken run of exposed scandals (the longest unbroken run in M’sian history, I dare venture) continues all the way to the election… and that the seething anger on the ground is enough to force meaningful change, even with the perverted electoral system.
Dangling lingams and pregnant chads, anyone? (With sincere apologies to all the innocent men named Lingam out there.)
hahahahaha… funny shit man… the lingam pun. though i think you overdid it a bit.
on a more serious note, have you checked out the petition on haris’ blog? for all readers who haven’t, go to
http://harismibrahim.wordpress.com/2007/09/25/return-the-judiciary-to-the-rakyat-a-petition-to-his-majesty-the-yang-dipertuan-agung/
[ GhL ] : Hello Satya, yeah, you can only stretch a lingam thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat far. I just signed the petition and will be highlighting it shortly.
Just a random thought, I wonder how anybody could film the guy from so close without Lingam noticing something. Conspiracy theory within conspiracy theory, anyone?
[ GhL ] : Good question, chansey. I do indeed have my own conspiracy theory regarding the ‘Lingam tape’. Please note that this is purely conjectural at this time:
Assuming that the video is authentic, which it strongly appears to be:
My theory is that Dr. M himself orchestrated the filming and release of the ‘Lingam tape’.
The video was probably filmed with a small video camera – apparently without the knowledge of VK Lingam – by someone in whose company Lingam was completely comfortable. In other words, it appears that a member of the ‘inner circle’ betrayed Lingam by filming that conversation.
At the time this video was filmed (2002), Dr. M was in the last few months of his reign as PM. VK Lingam is/was Dr. M’s lawyer, and in that capacity would have been enormously influential and been privy to all sorts of confidential information both above and below board.
In the final months before standing down as PM, Dr. M was probably getting increasingly paranoid about the circling sharks in UMNO (as Lingam himself alluded to in the conversation: “…the old man gets whispers everywhere…”) My conjecture is that Dr. M may have begun to suspect that Lingam was powerbroking behind his back – not necessarily in his (Dr. M’s) best interests – and so had one of the inner circle film Lingam in flagrante delicto as ‘evidence’ to be used against him (Lingam) later, if necessary.
This could explain why someone so close and obviously trusted by Lingam betrayed him: the ‘Deep Throat’ had a higher loyalty to Dr. M.
This may also explain the timing of the tape’s emergence: the tape appeared and was released at almost the same time that Dr. M went into surgery for his heart condition; it was uncertain if Dr. M at his advanced age would survive the procedure.
Perhaps Dr. M felt he had nothing to lose by releasing the tape, and by doing so, striking a final blow against the Badawi administration?
Brilliantly Byzantine! Yup… some folks still swear by the greasy kid stuff of palace intrigue and our friend Doc Croc was undoubtedly a past master of ever thickening plots. I used to wonder how he could endure being himself – never letting down his guard for an instant, brain overheated from constant scheming. Hope a wee bit of belated wisdom dawns on him before he checks out to try and negotiate with the Keepers of Karma.
[ GhL ] : Gotta hand it to him, if the theory proves to be true. Truly Machiavellian.
I think you’re right about this one. Dr. M’s designs should be just as suspect (if not more so) than AAB.
He started the rot in the system, and wants to reappear as the conquering hero who saved M’sia from itself.
Personally though, I don’t give a damn how Dr. M’s reputation turns out as long as whatever he does actually manages to rid the country of the rot he started in the first place, and leaves us with a PROPER system of governance instead of the apppearance of one.