UM…NAH… Pak Blah Shows his Kuku Besi in Disciplining Ahmad Ismail.

After much public outrage, Pak Blah and the UMNO ‘Supreme’ (misnomer) Council have sentenced the racist thug Ahmad Ismail to ‘3 years suspension from UMNO’ and he is to be stripped of all party posts.

OH, MY WORD!  *faint*  WHAT CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT IS THIS,  for such a gentle soul as Ahmad Ismail?

The other gentle racist UMNO thugs must be wetting each other’s pants in terror of what doom might befall them if they should make more racist remarks and death threats against the minority communities, media personnel and anyone else who might not agree with their beneficient ideologies.

In response to this vicious punishment and uncalled-for display of kuku besi by Abdullah Badawi, the corporate board of Ghostline Industries has decided to immediately hire Pak Blah to endorse our new product line of extra-mild kitty kat treats. The board considers that Pak Blah’s decisive, tough-guy image is entirely appropriate for promoting our food product for ferocious fluffy felines.

Due to our excellent UMNAHputra-only supply chain, it is likely that the kitty treats contain 100% meat-like ingredients and are allegedly edible.  The only size available is the 20kg super-economy pack. Wholesale enquiries are welcome.

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Excerpts from Malaysiakini: (highlights added); (full article at http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/89439 )

AHMAD SUSPENDED FOR 3 YEARS

Andrew Ong and Wong Teck Chi | Sep 10, 08 5:27pm

Bukit Bendera Umno division chief Ahmad Ismail has been suspended from the party for three years over his racial rants.

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This was announced by party president Abdullah Ahmad Badawi after an emergency supreme council meeting which lasted about three hours this afternoon.

“The supreme council’s opinion in this matter is that the statement and actions of Ahmad had caused tension and objections were raised by BN (Barisan Nasional) component parties. We view this seriously,” said Abdullah.

He added that the supreme council also urged all BN component parties to take stern action against theirs members who cause discord among coalition parties.

In an immediate reaction, Ahmad – who was at the party headquarters soon after the meeting – reiterated there was no reason for him to retract his remarks that likened the Chinese community to ‘squatters’.

“No way. I made no mistake,” he insisted.

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The ‘Chinese squatter’ statement had received strong condemnation from Gerakan and MCA but the situation worsened when Ahmad hit back at Gerakan chief Dr Koh Tsu Koon and suggested that the latter’s party leave BN.

A press conference held by Ahmad two days ago degenerated into a ruckus when a photo of Koh, who is Penang BN chief, was ripped from the wall of the Penang Umno headquarters where the event was held and torn into pieces.

[ photo from Malaysiakini ]

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