Dodgy Products

The Dodgy(TM) range of high-quality products, proudly brought to you by Ghostline Industries Tidak Berhad.

Prices as shown are not negotiable and exclude any ‘commissions’, ‘goodwill monies’, ‘gratuities’, ‘gifts’ and ‘duit kopi’ which shall be payable to Ghostline Industries via a Swiss bank account.

Payment-in-kind consisting of (but not limited to) the following categories may be accepted, subject to Ghostline’s approval:

Timber concessions, oil-and-gas concessions, mining concessions, large tracts of cheap govt land (min 10,000 acres), Approved Permits, private utility provider concessions, telecommunications service provider licenses, government construction contracts, highway and bridge toll concessions, public transport concessions, shipping concessions, media and advertising monopolies, car assembly licenses, TV broadcast licenses, football association presidencies, titles (minimum ‘Tan Sri’ – no cheapass Datukship for me), 51% equity in a major public-listed govt-linked company, a unit of private police bodyguards, a pet chief justice, a glamorous fashion model or movie star girlfriend/mistress (preferably alive) or any other lucrative goodies.

Pak Blah shows his tough side in disciplining UMNO racist Ahmad Ismail

Pak Blah shows his tough side in disciplining UMNO racist Ahmad Ismail

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