Look What The Cat Dragged In…

… It’s one of KJ/Azalina’s cyberthugs a.k.a. mangy lapdogs a.k.a. pusbags! The ‘seditious’ comment below was posted on my previous blog entry ‘NEGARAKUKU! I Am NOT The Mainstream Media’. See here the offending comment in red complete with IP address and (non-existent) domains.

CinaAhPek | cina@cina.com | cina.com | IP: 60.53.48.146

They failed to realised if May 13th were to happen again it will be the Chinese who is gonna KILL the Malays!!

And my response:

[ GhL ] : ‘CinaAhPek’, like the fictitious ‘Dr. Ng Seng’, you are obviously one of Azalina’s (overpaid) UMNO cyberthugs trying to plant a ’seditious’ comment on my site. How’s it feel like being hung out to dry like a drowned rat found in the toilet?

What kind of dumb f**k would register himself as ‘CinaAhPek’ with an email like ‘cina@cina.com’ and a non-existent URL like http://cina.com
IP: 60.53.48.146

OMG, could it be? Are you… are you… Mat Tyson in person? I am so honoured that you would visit my humble blog! Please visit my Idiots du jour Gallery to see the place I have specially reserved for you.

For others out there, please listen carefully:

I understand your anger, but please DO NOT MAKE RACIST THREATS, on this site or anywhere else. It only makes things worse. By indulging in racist rhetoric, we are no better than Hishammuddin or Khairy or any of the UMNO rabble. I know it is difficult, but try to rise above the trap of racist politics, and try not to see things through the lens of race, religion or gender.

My fury and criticisms are directed purely at the corrupt and racist politicians who run this country, not at the Malay race or any race in particular. Many of my targets are in UMNO (gee I wonder why), but I have not spared MCA and I will not spare MIC or, for that matter, anyone including opposition politicians if they indulge in racist rhetoric. I have many good Malay friends who understand what is wrong in this country, and I am working with some of them to try and change things for the better.

To all readers (except UMNO-BN cyberthugs – the plague upon you) I wish you well, and I hope that you may find the strength to rise above the scourge of racism.

NEGARAKUKU! I Am NOT The Spineless Mainstream Media.

Just when I thought I could cool down for a while and get back to writing more productive, level-headed posts (which I will get back to shortly)… UMNO-BN comes up with another baldfaced attempt to shut down public debate and a potential source of embarrassment for the government over the Wee Meng Chee a.k.a. ‘Namewee’ controversy over the ‘Negarakuku‘ video.

Just like when Najib shot his mouth off about Malaysia being an Islamic state (in contradiction to the Federal Constitution), the Internal Security Ministry is now trying to save the government’s collective arses by barring all further reports on the ‘Negarakuku’ issue in the mainstream media. Excerpt from Malaysiakini below:

Of course, our mainstream media being as spineless as it is (save, perhaps, the Sun), barring the ‘Negarakuku’ debate is probably a moot point. I forgive Che Din Yusof. He is only a poor mindless balaci reading from a script. A statement of such blanket idiocy could only have come from the top, either from Deputy Internal Security Minister Johari Baharom (of recent ACA fast-track clearance notoriety) or from the habitually-comatose and/or absent PM Pak Blah. Pak Blah also happens to be the Internal Security Minister, and the buck has to stop somewhere, or is it another case of “saya tak tahu?”

Pak Blah Pak Blah. RM4.6 bil public money down the drain in Port Klang doesn’t warrant your attention, but a young man’s angry rap video does? Fast-track ACA clearance of tainted public officials doesn’t get your goat, but this does? Hisham and your monkey Son-In-Law waving keris and making racist threats are ok? UMNO MP’s making sexist remarks in Parliament are ok?

Are you actually conscious, Pak Blah? Or is someone propping up your fast-asleep body and making it appear as if you’re actually doing something?

People, do you see what is happening here?

Mihun Merdeka! Desecration of the Flag!!!!!!!

Dear Nazi Aziz,

You are our most conscientious and refined minister. We offer uncountable thanks and innumerable offerings that you — a paragon of virtue and culture — are there in Parliament to defend the interests of the rakyat and the values enshrined in the Constitution.

As a civic-minded and patriotic citizen, it is my duty to report to you — our hero of Law — the perpetration of a most heinous desecration of the Malaysian flag, spotted as I was having lunch in the KL Golf & Country Club. Please see the following photos for irrefutable evidence of a grave crime against the nation and the people of Malaysia.

I was happily sitting down with my friends for lunch, and ordered the ‘Mihun Goreng Singapura’. It arrived in due course, a steaming hot and fragrant pile of stir-fried mihun, colourfully decorated with chillies, chopped onions and… and… a Jalur Gemilang stuck in a piece of tauhu goreng!

I was SO OFFENDED by the sight of the national flag stuck in a piece of tauhu goreng that I spewed mihun and tauge out of my nostrils on to my friends (who will likely be suing KLGCC for physical injury, trauma and emotional distress). I was expecting that the national flag would be stuck in a piece of wagyu beef or a truffle, at least.

Proposed Election Video for Jeff Ooi

Socio-political blogging in Malaysia is usually a dead-serious business.

It makes you angry, it makes you sad, and all too often it leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

But sometimes… it can be fun.

See here popular blogger Kenny Sia‘s tongue-in-cheek election video suggestion for Jeff Ooi. Video below:

Way to go Kenny; way to go Jeff!

The New UMNO Anthem

Just spotted this cheeky clip for a new UMNO anthem on Screenshots. Goes perfectly with the UMNO Balaci Prayer below.

I love YouTube.

The UMNO Balaci’s Prayer

Our Benefactor, who art the NEP,

Hollow be Thy Name.

Thy Policy Come,

And Thy Policy Stay.

And Stay. And Stay.

Thy Will be done,

On Earth as it is in the General Assembly,

For we have the Holy ISA.

Give us this day our daily Handout,

And forgive us our Bigotries,

As we declare those who question Thy Name

To be Traitors, Seditionists and Apostates.

Lead us deeper into Temptation,

But deliver us from Globalisation,

For Thine is the Policy,

And the Power, and the Glory,

For Ever and Ever.

Malaysia Boleh.

Aman.

*a [ ghostline ] original

 

MCA MaChAi to ‘Assist’ Namewee over Negarakuku ‘Mistake’

Wee Meng Chee made a ‘mistake’? Nazri was “merely doing his job”?

Did you actually just say that, Chua Soi Lek, vice-President of MCA?  你说的是不是人话？

Go look in the mirror, Chua Soi Lek. That’s what a lackey/lapdog looks like.

Wah… any more of MCA’s ‘assistance’, and Wee Meng Chee will be eating curry rice in Kamunting. Thanks but no thanks.

Have you asked yourself why Wee Meng Chee was so frustrated in the first place? I’m sure you can read the original Chinese lyrics, if not there are plenty of accurate English and Malay translations circulating now. Or did you not bother to watch the music video before rushing with your tongue hanging out to please your UMNO masters and maybe score some doggy treats/political mileage?

Maybe you’ve considered raising some of the valid issues pointed out in the video? Or is that too much to ask of MCA?

Namewee Persecuted; Up Yours, Nazri

[ UPDATED ]

Nazri ‘The Nazi’ Aziz sends his chief lapdog the Attorney-General (who will in turn send his little lapdogs the police) after Wee Meng Chee a.k.a. ‘Namewee’. From Malaysiakini:

Really, Nazri?

Every time I think you’ve set a new bottom for thuggishness, you come along and surprise me with even more abysmal behaviour. I should not be complacent: there is no limit to your thuggishness. So, since you insist on being a thug, I will treat you as a thug.

Up yours, Nazri.

I don’t see you investigating the 632-page corruption report submitted to the comatose Pak Blah’s office with the same kind of rabid energy that you’re putting into persecuting this student’s civil protest.

I don’t see you foaming at the mouth over Hishammuddin’s keris-waving and threat to “bathe the keris in Chinese blood”. Or maybe you did foam at the mouth, but for a different reason.

You Didn’t Need To Apologise, NameWee

(photo courtesy of Malaysiakini)

Dear Wee Meng Chee a.k.a. ‘Namewee’ a.k.a. creator of the ‘Negarakuku‘ rap,

You did not need to apologise. But I understand why you did.

I believe that the only reason you’re apologising is because you fear for the safety of your family, who have been on the receiving end of intense government (and govt-related) bullying from the self-appointed ‘hulubalang’ and police harassment. It’s called thuggery, and UMNO-BN has made it into a specialist skillset.

I fully understand your concern, and I am convinced that you had little choice but to apologise in order to protect your loved ones from the real threats made against their safety and well-being. Having said that, I still wish you had not apologised.

Yes, technically you may have violated some obscure ordinance somewhere proscribing the use of the national anthem or part thereof in an “unauthorised” derivative work, but frankly… nobody’s *that* anal-retentive, except when their egos (or dirty laundry) are at stake.

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